$412,000

Are you tired of looking at houses that require a "vision" and three weekends at Home Depot? Good news. This place had a massive glow-up in 2017, and it’s been coasting on pure perfection ever since. The Boring (But Expensive) Stuff You Don't Have to Pay For: The Climate Control: Features a Newer TRANE Heat Pump. If you know anything about HVAC, you know TRANE is the Cadillac of keeping you cool. The Floors: Covered in beautiful, soft grey laminate wood floors and fresh carpets. Perfect for sliding around in your socks like Tom Cruise. The Utilities: A brand new water heater (goodbye, 2-minute showers) and a shiny new kitchen sink and faucet. The Exterior: Fresh paint. It looks sharp. Your future neighbors are already jealous. The Indoor Playground Inside, you get a spacious 3-bedroom setup. The master suite is so huge you could probably host a minor sporting event in it. It features vaulted ceilings, a walk-in closet big enough to hide your impulse buys, and a separate spa tub and tiled shower. Yes, you can finally take a bath without your knees touching your chin. The kitchen is extra spacious with enough counter space and cabinets to store a small army's worth of air fryers and Instant Pots. The Great Outdoors (And Nearby Sins) Sitting on a quarter-acre in-town lot, the backyard has a sliding door ready for you to fling open and banish your kids or pets into the wild. The landscaping is "mature," which is code for "the trees already did the growing for you, just mow the grass." The Garage: Oversized 2-car garage, plus side yard space for your future RV (or the boat you swear you're going to buy one day). The Location: A stone’s throw from the 240 highway. You are literally minutes from Costco. Think of the bulk toilet paper! The samples! The cheap hot dogs! You're also close to the mall, grocery stores, and restaurants. The Fine Print Bonus: All appliances included, even the Washer and Dryer. "as-is." Do they wash clothes? Yes. Will they fold them for you? Absolutely not, don't be ridiculous. This place is move-in ready and waiting for you. Call to view today before someone else buys it just for the Costco proximity!